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...urderer and once he was caught by the police so police was chasing him and shot climbed on a tree .The captain of the police force said take off shot right now so everybody pulled off their shots. Muslims There were two Christians travelling on a plane. Sitting behind them was a Muslims. As they realized that a Muslims is travelling with them. They started talking loudly with each other.James said to Tim.Tim where r u going, hopefully to Dubai.Tim said NahThere are too many muslims, streets and roods are flooded with them.James smiles and said then u must be going to Iran.Tim said r u mad, Muslims in Iran are more fanatic and mad then Dubai.Muslim who was listening to them could not bear it and said hey u both go to hell, for sure there would be no Muslim. Technical Support Here are some conversations that actually happened between help desk people and their customers.Customer: You--ve got to fix my computer. I urgently need to print a document, but the computer won--t boot properly.Tech Support: What does it say?Customer: Something about an error and non-system disk.Tech Support: Look at your machine. Is there a floppy inside?Customer: No, but there--s a sticker saying there--s an Intel inside.Tech Support: Just call us back if there--s a problem. We--re open 24 hours.Customer: Is that Eastern time?Tech Support: Ok, now click your left mouse button.Customer: (silence) But I only have one mouse.Customer: Excuse me can I use this disk? It has a hole in it.Tech Support: Do you have 3 1/2 inch diskettes?Customer: No, I only have 3 of them.T...